Coffee Psychic

As I’ve said before, I’m a horrible morning person. I cannot get through the day without a decent cup of coffee. Mocha, espresso, cappuccino: some people believe that your choice of brew says something about your personality. But did you ever think your coffee could predict your future?

coffeeJorianne the Coffee Psychic can use your cup of joe like a crystal ball, looking for images in the steam, cream, and bubbles. Her peeks into your caffeinated (or decaffeinated) world will give you some insight into your future and present. Skeptical? Tasseography has been used as a form of divination for hundreds of years.

Available for one-on-one consultations or group events, Julianne can give clarity and understanding to both personal and business ventures.

Your next morning coffee could be as enlightening as it is envigorating.

To inquire about services and fees, call Jorianne at 708-478-8792 or visit http://www.coffeepsychic.com/

Photo credit: Robin Ahle

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